by Dino Soresby Dino Sores
Paleontologists reveal new findings about the Neolithic period: Neanderthal Man not only was intelligent and able to learn, he also had Hard Rock and games, like 'Boulder Dash', an alleged game, played where a "volunteer" ran down a hill as quickly as they could, while others dismounted large rock formations behind them; the first to the bottom, without detriment, was the winner. Cambridge Science Professor, Polly Sciguy went into further detail regarding the revelation, "Unearthed artifacts have given proof that not all contestants in the game survived the descent, but based on the number of skeletal remains found at excavation sites, it was a popular game, though, there is also the school of thought that the 'game' was one more often performed as a form of settling of disputes or litigation against those accused, where they at least had a running chance of avoiding punishment."
Also discovered, stick and stone implements arranged for acoustic performances within an amphitheater setting, or secluded sections of various stone enclosure domiciles, as translated from cave paintings. Famed Archaeologian, Roc Wahls exclaimed, "There is also evidence that they were able to record the sound waves based on intonation resonances that were tonally etched into the surrounding rock. The reverberation left a detectable aural imprint on stone walls that given proper delineating equipment, can still be played, tens of thousands of years later."
It would seem that the Darwinian ancestral model would show that current human incarnation is much closer to the Neanderthal progenitor than previously theorized, and that "man" has long been able play harmonic tones, and engage in group activities, than originally thought. Further exploration will only prove if this new theory is correct, or if archaeologists become stonewalled by skeptics due to lack of evidentiary proof.
by Milly Terry Graad
Jutting up over the Nevada Desert, a mountain has raised some speculation about it's emergence, and is currently the subject of some debate amongst conspiracy theorists. In the Monitor Range, along the township lines of Eureka, Nevada, not far from the Marvel Military base, a gamut of mountains that weren't there back in 1945, seems to have emanated over the course of nearly 60 years.In a photo published in the National Geological Magazine, the Gambit Mountains, as they've been labeled, appear to have surfaced between 1945 - Present Day. The photographer, known by locals as Papa Razzi, an amateur photographer since he was young, has visited the Monitor Range for photographic amazement and wonder for the past 60 years, and until recently, while putting together a genealogical photobook of the area, hadn't noticed the subtle transformation of the landscape. "When I compared a photo I took as a lad, back in 1945, to a more recent one, I was confounded. Why hadn't I noticed the mountain range emerging in the distance? I felt befuddled and amazed, and just had to share my findings with the world."The Moniker Range has, for some recent years, been at the center of deliberations regarding possible military usage, but until this photo showing the developing mountain range in the background was unveiled, locals always accepted the assurances of the recluse misanthropes who colluded that such musings were without merit, and without proof, just bunk to be dismissed.The photo, however, paints a very different picture of the mountain range that now looms credulously over the desert vista. When asked to comment, military officials were mum to present any explanation, and geologists were quick to admonished government for their "hushed" brand of truth. "It's clear," chagrinned famed Geologist Big Erb Etter, "that without feigned volcanic activity causing disruption of the area, that something else forged this new bluff, and if it wasn't by God's hand or Mother Nature's, it must be by Man's!"The debate is still at large and unless those who know more than they're telling lay prostrate and make attempts to smooth over the raze that is abounding among factions of theorists that abhor such perfidy, controversy could continue to elevate.
by N. Liten
More than two decades after the mysterious lights were first observed, one man claims to know what they are. Felix Lightener, a bulb expert from Detroit, and consultant for the Center for Intelligent Ascertainment (CIA) has viewed the videos in length, and says he knows where they came from. "They're GE 3000 Watt Halogens that can be found at the local Six Points. I know my bulbs and thems definitely GE!"
Skeptics are in disagreement, however, claiming there is no way anyone could tell what brand of bulbs were used, much less where they were purchased. "It's insane to think that anyone would believe his story," states one analyst. "His whole claim is so out of this world, it's practically otherworldly, which would be in stark contrast to what everybody knows, but doesn't really know. I mean, how could they? Not even the government knows."
Lightener is not dismayed by the naysayers. He continues to profess the legitimacy of his observational skills and refuses to give in to any dissent on the subject. "People gotta put their faith in something. They claim they 'want to believe' but aren't truly ready to do so. I've got the answers, and a store receipt to prove my point, but some people are just too dense, like the Phoenix Lights, to know when truth is being told to them."
A recent documentary on the Phoenix Lights probes the merit of various observations and interviews with those who claim to have seen the lights. Is there life out there, and is it visiting us? And, if so, why Phoenix and why not somewhere like Paramus?
by Hor Rorfan
The paranormal investigative reality show IN-SPECTRES gets ghosted after first season antics leave skeptics in disbelief. "Their hauntings are unreal! If they ever really uncovered any ghosts, that would be totally supernatural." When the ghost hunting team were unable to scare up any ghostly findings during their premier episode through their third, it was later revealed that they began creating ghostly situations and feigning fright and surprise to create false believability among watchers. By making claims of temperature drops, and feeling apparitions pass by them, and in post production, creating sounds and "recorded" phenomenon that supposedly could "only be heard on specialized EVP equipment", the team was able to create the illusion that actual hauntings were occurring.
Much to the dismay of those whom they fooled into falling for their shenanigans, a source that worked closely with the group revealed to officials that, "I could no longer engage in the tomfoolery. I'm an entertainer, yes, but I just couldn't continue to frolic in their mean spirited capers any longer. I knew the joke would be on me if I didn't ante up some affirmation that what they were doing was not only a hoax, but morally wrong. I just couldn't sully my reputation with the deceit. I had to sever ties and disavow my involvement, and tell the world the truth."
Officials with the Spirit Channel and te SNEWS Organization (Spectral Narratives and Entertainment World Syndication) are further looking into the claims and conducting their own investigation of whether IN-SPECTRES were fully fraudulent in their claims and revelations, or if there was some level of haunting to which they simply elaborated. If found to be defunct, the group could be looking at an infinitude of charges that could keep them off the air and out of the otherworldly arena, not to mention monetary compensation to the networks and those whom they rused with their cadaverous subterfuge, into the hereafter.