FIRST, (and foremost, if it's privacy you're looking for, may we recommend a good set of blinders for your windows? If you're still looking for privacy, you may want to clear your browser history (just a suggestion)
NOW ONTO OUR SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS
Our PERSONAL policy is to bring unique ideas from unique individuals to unique readers (we don't like to call our writers or our readers "weird," even if they are).
We're simply here to have a good time poking fun at the world around us and sharing our unique perspectives with anyone willing to log on.
Were you expecting something more formal and drawn out (legally) as far as our policy? Sorry, lawyers cost money, and we're just humble writers not making any bank...
Sincerely, The Editorial Staff.
YES, we're always looking for headline ideas to skew. So PLEASE stop asking...
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